wacked

1. messed up
2. to be killed by the mafia in a hit

1. That kid is so wacked
2. I heard Mario got wacked last night while he was in his house.

by Jerry September 09, 2003

skite

the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.

Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.

or,

Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.

by jerry March 24, 2004

AMF

Adios Mother Fucker's

When leaving a group of friends, simply tell them "A.M.F."

by Jerry December 08, 2001

choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.

When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Milk Dud

The part just inside the anus

I was tossin her salad, and I went for the milk dud!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.

1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Thunderboots

A shoe that is made specifically for those of excessive weight. When the person walks, it is said that the ground shakes, and the cause of this is the "thunder in his boots."

"When she put on the thunderboots, if looked as if she was baking bread rather than trying to apply footwear."

by Jerry August 20, 2004