Definitions by jerry

Jerking Off 

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

Jerking Off by Jerry September 7, 2004

Fade to Black 

1. To commit suicide.
2. To intentionally be ignored.

1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.

Fade to Black by Jerry September 7, 2004

Nirvana 

A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.

Nirvana, comming to a divine plane of existance near you!

Nirvana by Jerry September 6, 2004

Dumb-ass 

1. A member of the Democratic political party.

John Kerry is a dumb-ass.

Dumb-ass by Jerry August 20, 2004

Honeychild 

1. A member of the hippy revolution of the 1960s and 1970s.
2. A member of Mr. B's geography or religion classes.

1. "He was a honeychild, but then the 80s came around..."
2. "I am a honeychild, and I've done my geo. homework. Sucks to you."

Honeychild by Jerry August 20, 2004

Snowblind 

1. Blissfully unaware of a dangerous or embarrassing situation.
2. The condition of which one cannot see during a blizzard.
3. A song by Black Sabbath.

1. "John is snowblind to the fact that his girlfriend is cheating on him."
2. "The blizzard out there will snowblind you!"
3. "Dude, Ozzy was friggin awesome crackin Snowblind at his latest tour!"

Snowblind by Jerry August 20, 2004

White Glove 

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.

1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."

White Glove by Jerry August 20, 2004