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Marist College

A college in New York attended primarily by white, preppy rich kids from New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut who were popular and social in highschool, making everyone at Marist stuck up and crazy. Located in the sketchy town of Poughkeepsie, commonly called Po-town by Marist students. A Marist student can be identified as a Polo shirt wearing, SUV driving, partier.

Dude, my collar's popped and my ID's fake, let's go to the bar cuz we're Marist students!

by Jenn November 17, 2004

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Goulais

Derived from the loser people that live in Goulais (a very hick area outside of Sault Ste Marie) it mean to suck. As in to be no good. hick-ish.

That party was so goulais.
Whatever, forget him, he's too goulais.

by Jenn November 23, 2004

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tork

To leave qiuckly; to go

Shit, the cops are coming.. we gotta tork!
K, let's tork.
I'm gunna tork to the store.

by Jenn November 24, 2004

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Philps

a joint that has more tobacco in it than marijuana. it is the opposite of a "spliph" (a joint with tobacco).

"holy shit that's a fat philps!"

"we're so damn poor we had to roll a philps."

by Jenn December 5, 2004

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Parson Brown

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??

...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...

by jenn December 6, 2004

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