jenn's definitions

Marist College

A college in New York attended primarily by white, preppy rich kids from New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut who were popular and social in highschool, making everyone at Marist stuck up and crazy. Located in the sketchy town of Poughkeepsie, commonly called Po-town by Marist students. A Marist student can be identified as a Polo shirt wearing, SUV driving, partier.

Dude, my collar's popped and my ID's fake, let's go to the bar cuz we're Marist students!

by Jenn November 17, 2004

assdragon

People who are assholes but who wear out the word so much you must get creative using hense "assdragon"... also may be substituted with "assdumpling" and/or "asspuppet"

Shut up you friggin assdragon

by jenn July 5, 2003

cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

by jenn March 15, 2004

Hailie Jade

Hailie is the cutest little angel i have ever seen....shes lucky 2 have marshall 4 a dad, and hes lucky 2 have her as a daughte. im glad kim is sortta out of the pic shes not a very good influence on her OWN daughter, u would at least think shed try, Hailie's lucky she has such a great guy like Marshall 2 be there 4 her 24/7!

(Kim) (Marshall)(Hailie)

by Jenn January 20, 2004

tape

Code for cigarettes. Usually used by underage kids to talk about smoking without their parents knowledge.

Hey man, I got some new tapes the otherday. Want to listen to them after school?

by Jenn May 6, 2005

urf

To slam someone verbally; shut them down with an insult that they couldn't possibly have a good comeback for.

"You betta recognize"
"All I recognize is your ugly face!"
"Damn! You urfed me!"

by Jenn February 29, 2004

narf

1. one who resembles a turtle.
2. someone under the age of 15, and has a moustache & beard with patches of missing hair in it.
3. a person with facial deformities, as a result of their mothers abusing drugs while pregnancy.
4. a word that suggests "fooling around."

"damn, girl, look at that narf!"

by jenn May 13, 2005