jenesis's definitions

bogan

A doyen of Australian culture, similar to the American "redneck". Easily spotted due to penchant for sporting mullet haircuts, wearing black jeans and flannel shirts, and driving big old cars such as Valiants, Falcons or H-series Holdens while listening to AC/DC or Metallica.

"You'd better get a haircut soon, you're starting to look like a bogan!"

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

donk

Australian slang for a vehicle's engine.

"Nice Kingswood mate. What's the donk?"
"308 V8."
"Sweet."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

traf

Extremey rare reverse-fart, where air is sucked into the anus while individual is down on all fours. Usually followed by a garden-variety fart.

The old nun let in an almost inaudible traf as she knelt at the altar.

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

wick prick

1. Man possessed of tiny penis, reportedly the size of a candle's wick.
2. Said tiny penis.

1. "Get out of my way, wick prick!"
2. "When his trousers came off, he had a wick prick! Shameful."

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

spank

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by Jenesis October 2, 2005

fruitbait

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

s' arvo

Australian shortening of "this afternoon."

"Hey Bevan, when are you going down to the pub?"
"S'arvo."

by Jenesis September 9, 2004