25 definitions by jenesis

spank

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by jenesis October 2, 2005

bogan

A doyen of Australian culture, similar to the American "redneck". Easily spotted due to penchant for sporting mullet haircuts, wearing black jeans and flannel shirts, and driving big old cars such as Valiants, Falcons or H-series Holdens while listening to AC/DC or Metallica.

"You'd better get a haircut soon, you're starting to look like a bogan!"

by jenesis September 9, 2004

kevorka

From the Latvian: "lure of the animal". An irresistable male sexual spell that attracts women like you wouldn't believe.

The priest told Kramer to bathe in vinegar and wear garlic cloves to cure his kevorka.

by jenesis September 9, 2004

fruitbait

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

by jenesis October 1, 2005

s' arvo

Australian shortening of "this afternoon."

"Hey Bevan, when are you going down to the pub?"
"S'arvo."

by jenesis September 9, 2004

ripsnorter

Something that is excellent, or of good report. See also bottler.

"Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a real ripsnorter of a game, isn't it?"
"Yes."

by jenesis September 18, 2004

shank

To make a major mistake or screw-up.

Ray Finkel shanked the field goal attempt, and the Dolphins lost the Super Bowl.

by jenesis September 12, 2004