jen's definitions

Skerve

A person who takes things without paying for them or compensating for the taken article(s).

"This kid took half of my bagel when he asked for a bite. That kid is such a food skerve".

by Jen December 2, 2003

seot

Sexy and Hot: Used only to define a significant other.

Mike and Jen are very seot; they are sexy and hot.

by Jen January 20, 2004

bluddie

blog buddy

I can't start my day without checking on my bluddies first.

by jen October 24, 2002

choadah

The black gunk created when a paper cup is halfway filled with water and used as an ashtray for a really long time.

We made the fratboy drink the choadah

by Jen October 2, 2003

kazaa lite

Would be perfect were it not for all the goddamned pr0n. Stupid perverts.

I wish people would keep their disgusting fetishes in private.

by jen September 6, 2004

gi gorgeous

A girl who is obese and hott at the same time. Her obesity makes her all-the-more bangable.

Jamal: dayyum, shorty is HUGE. Dat chick is gi gorgeous fo' real.

by jen October 9, 2004

halo'd

when people who seem intrested in you start to presue their feelings and then BOOM you're halo'd and all they do from this point on until they graduate is sit around and get "clans" and play their stupid fucking xbox lives, and lie to themselves by saying they're having fun, when they know damn well they could be having tons more fun w/ you.

L: hey i just got back from vacation, wanna hang out
A: no thanks i mean, i havent seen you in two weeks but i'd rather sit on my ass w/ my halo live and eat hot pockets while "sniping" imaginary players.

by jen May 13, 2005