jem 's definitions

EasyTiger

Nickname for Jem. Website : www.easytigeronline.co.uk

by Jem November 4, 2003

bonjiggalo

A French male prostitute.

When sally was Last visiting Paris, she was approached by a bonjiggalo who was offering her a good time.

by Jem August 16, 2004

pooley

Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code

Watch out for that car you Pooley!!

by Jem September 26, 2003

aztec

a log of human waste that is so smooth and clean that no wiping is required upon doing one.

"that was a good shit man, i didn't even need to wipe, it was an aztec"

by jem August 16, 2004

moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

by Jem November 4, 2003

Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

by Jem August 16, 2004

croxton

One who is talented, easy-on-the-eye, wealthy, sagacious, generous and meek. Applies strictly to the under 30's; a male croxton over 30 is the antithesis of the above definition

That chap at Cardale design; he's a true Croxton

by Jem January 29, 2004