pooley

Watch out for that car you Pooley!!
by Jem September 26, 2003
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metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.
contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.
by jem June 22, 2004
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croxton

One who is talented, easy-on-the-eye, wealthy, sagacious, generous and meek. Applies strictly to the under 30's; a male croxton over 30 is the antithesis of the above definition
That chap at Cardale design; he's a true Croxton
by Jem January 29, 2004
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moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.
"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"
by Jem November 04, 2003
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dak

Extremely conservative guy on the NG Politics BBS
Dak is such an asshole.
by jem February 13, 2005
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Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.
Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.
by Jem August 16, 2004
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downhill skiing

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.
Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.
by jem August 17, 2004
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