jeff's definitions

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.

Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

texacoed

verb-To spill indiscriminately (and/or unintentionally), ala an oil spill.

When Johnny Velvet drank too much, he texacoed the urinal stall.

by Jeff December 21, 2004

donkey

A male friend who may or may not be gay.

'Sup donkey? How are you doing?

by Jeff July 21, 2003

spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

by Jeff September 23, 2004

teh 1337 sauce

Meaning the coolest or the best.

"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"

by Jeff April 9, 2005

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

by Jeff August 31, 2004