jeff's definitions

fireass

a red headed person, whom logically has red hair on their ass as well.

Look at that fireass over there. Scorching everything he sits on.

by jeff March 5, 2005

Boice

n. A paranoid lil' bitch.

Yo, that is one punk ass Boice.

by Jeff November 2, 2003

redneck

a lazy stiff whos brother in law is also his unkle and mother is his wife and his daughter is his causin and are definitly from TEXAS!

WATCH TV! and look for your nearest trailer park tree house and might see some.

by jeff January 23, 2005

parafenaciously

It can mean anything you want it to mean. It's a universal word of the future

J Willy is parafenaciously trying to write a paper
or
J Willy was parafenaciously f'ing her ass
or
after a very parafenacious day J Willy needed some sleep

by Jeff March 1, 2004

the heater

when you fart with your butt-cheeks clenched.

He sat on her face and gave her the heater.

by jeff December 30, 2004

lamez0r

The act of being lame or lamo. Used to insult n00bs and g00ns when they show their lameness. Can also be used to curse a bad situation. Only 1337 haxx0rs are able to utilize this uberawesome word.

"Look! That Katie is so lamez0r!"

"Garbage! That shot was lamez0r!"

by Jeff January 29, 2004

Gomere

To be spoken in a French accent...generally the erect penis of a frenchmen, or one hung like a frenchmen

My gomere is big like france, and i dont meen france the people, i mean france the country

by Jeff April 5, 2004