hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

by Jeff February 19, 2005

reasil

Noun
1. An extremely deformed and rabid breed of mammal, known to live underground, frequently below objects yellow in color.
2. A retarded dinosaur.
3. One hell of a screenname.
4. Somebody that really likes yellow.
Adj.
1. Of a retarded, deformed, or mutated state.
2. Incredibly stupid. Incredibly.

Noun: "Oh man, theres a friggin huge reasil under my fridge, dude!" "Is your fridge yellow?" "Well... yeah..." "You had it coming then."
Adj.
"Dude, your house is hella reasil. Why does it have to be so reasil all the time? You really need to fix this place up."

by Jeff October 27, 2003

Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

by Jeff October 08, 2003

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

Scheldruped

To expierience a being of higher knowledge that will not only tell you what and how to do it, but show you how to do it.

I was working on an e-mail syncronization issue when I got stuck but i was Scheldruped

by Jeff March 25, 2004

Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff March 27, 2004

buba

your large black cellmate that makes you his bitch.

where is your husband buba

by jeff February 25, 2004