jeff's definitions

the heater

when you fart with your butt-cheeks clenched.

He sat on her face and gave her the heater.

by jeff December 30, 2004

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

Tommysaur

A little annoying cousin of one of your friends who always wants to start a fight with someone that can obviously kick his ass.

Your cousin, Tommysaur, started to fight with me, so I broke his neck in three places.

by Jeff May 5, 2005

shamz

the act of giving oral sex; usually by a stolle or a traulup.

that stolle just gave me some great shamz behind the dumpster.

by jeff December 7, 2004

flungacha

A person who consumes his own fecal matter.

Verb : That shit eater flungachas all day

Noun : Don't eat that shitwhat are you a flungacha

by Jeff November 9, 2003

Big Skinny

1)A very skinny girl who tries to have a big friend to heavier people but fails because she is just too skinny.

2)Someone that is so skinny that they appear big due to their stretched out vertical nature.

"Look at that girl who is trying to be nice to that fat boy. She is a big skinny"

or

Wow i thought she was like 150lb, but i guess shes just a big skinny.

by jeff January 20, 2004

ignospeach

Speaking or voicing an opinion about something you know nothing about.

See also ingoramous or bullshit artist.

When you are asked if an electric motor is and induction motor you say "yes it's all ball bearings".

by Jeff February 16, 2005