crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 04, 2005

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 07, 2003

Robotard

slang; reffering to someone who trips on Dextromethorphan
similar to MJ's stoner

look at that Damn robotard!
damnable robotard!

by Jeff November 30, 2005

slutshername

The slut whose name you don't know but will fuck anything she can.

Who was that chick? You know, slutshername. The chick you wanted to fuck.

by jeff January 27, 2004

bastoy

to baste someone in the ass of a turkey when you are high on crack

look at that bastoy boy son of a bitched apple

by jeff February 09, 2004

rower

rower- one who rows. a.k.a., one who competes in the sport of crew. More often than not, rowers do not fit into a pre-defined social category, but, in stead, prefer each other's company and don't put too much effort into outward appearance. Exceptions to this rule occur when rowing when the ugliest clothes available are always in fashion. Ever rower knows, however, that the ultimate fashion statement is embodied in an article of National Team Gear, which only the best rowers in the country can earn. Concentrations of rowers can be found, yet are not limited to New England, Philadelphia, Detroit, and the Pacific Coast. Rowers are usually really good guys.

2003 Princeton Heavyweight Freshman were a group of really good rowers. Four of them have been on a national team.

by Jeff July 26, 2004