jeff's definitions

hot randall

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

by Jeff December 2, 2004

Headstop

The act of grabbing on to her ears to stop her from giving you head, as to move on to better things.

I had to use the "Headstop" maneuver on her so her girl friend could have a chance.

by Jeff September 15, 2004

hondamatic

One of the deadliest bikes ever produced.

Whoa! look at that wicked hondamatic.

by jeff August 22, 2003

Peeman2

The Second best thing on earth.

I am the second best thing on earth, PEEMAN2

by Jeff July 22, 2003

cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

douche jacket

term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.

That guys cool, wait no he's wearing a douche jacket!

by Jeff November 19, 2004

the heater

when you fart with your butt-cheeks clenched.

He sat on her face and gave her the heater.

by jeff December 30, 2004