jeff's definitions

Mudpack

Fecal matter smeared around the anus preventing further matter from passing.

jaay woke up one day with such a seriuos mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure causing his eyes to tear up.

by Jeff September 14, 2003

Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 26, 2005

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003

Shake and Blake

New Jersey's premier flag football team.

Explosive offense, stifling defense? Only one team comes to mind - Shake and Blake!

by Jeff May 15, 2003

yo papa

Term used to downgradingly define the person that owns or pwns you.

Don't even try to start shit with me dawg, I'm yo papa.

by Jeff November 30, 2003

mks

Short for marcus
He's a jew

mks is a kid I know. He's jewish.

by Jeff February 20, 2004

wiped

An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)

Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.

by Jeff April 15, 2004