jed's definitions

Rass

Progressive states of uncomfortability of which an anus is in after massive consumption of either alcohol or spicy foods. Stages range from mild discomfort to acid discharge (coupled with subsequent bleeding) during the course of bowel evacuation.

Etiology is of the words Raw and Ass.

"Oh my God, I had stage 4 rass yesterday...The pain was so intense I couldn't even wipe."

by Jed February 1, 2005

Ogus

A part man part beast sex machine that grunts like the godfather of soul, James Brown and can turn lezzers into cock-loving hetros.

She's a lezzer?! She needs an ogus.

by JED December 30, 2004

Cunt-ron

An extreme or special class of moron.

Harry you stupid cunt-ron.

by Jed May 19, 2004