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2% milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.
She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
mugGet the 2% milkstampmug.

slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.
What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!
by JDex July 2, 2017
mugGet the slip Mahoneymug.

milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.
The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
mugGet the milkstampermug.

milkstampee

One who receives a milkstamp, with or without conscious intent.
She gave the milkstampee the milkstamping of his life
by Jdex August 8, 2010
mugGet the milkstampeemug.

sloppy milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.
That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
mugGet the sloppy milkstampmug.

spilled milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."
by Jdex August 8, 2010
mugGet the spilled milkstampmug.

powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.
Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
mugGet the powdered milkstampmug.

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