jburton31's definitions

Cyclone

A typhoon or hurricane.

Cyclones can really fuck-up Bangladesh

by JBurton31 May 3, 2010

Birthday

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.

It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.

by JBurton31 April 14, 2010

Over the Rainbow

Where people like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz go when they get hit really hard over the head.

Dorothy thinks that Oz is real, but she is a stupid bitch who doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about. If you tried to go over the rainbow, you would fall and die, dumbass.

by JBurton31 April 10, 2010

homework

Something that does not benefit either party involved, teacher or student; extra work that should be done in class but isn't for some stupid reason.

The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself.

Why???
We may never know.

I would rather stay in school for 9 hours instead of 7, provided we don't have homework.

Among things I'd rather do:

Poop
Slap someone
Break a window
Fart
Blow my nose
Work in a coal mine (not really)
Sleep
Defacate on the homework
Wipe myself with the homework
Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
Try on all of the clothes in my closet
Go outside
Stay inside
Not fart
Shoot a BB gun
Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch"
Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts
Parasail
Jump out of an airplane (Not happening!)
Belch
Play Videogames
Play online games
Play hopscotch
Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...)
Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago
Drive a crappy-ass car
Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Eat Glass
Climb a tree
Fall from the tree
Try again and subsequently fail
Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again

And Much, Much More...

And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight!!! ;)

by JBurton31 April 20, 2010

Disney Bitch

Any of the 6-10 year old girls (and sometimes boys) that have been phsycologically brainwashed by Disney Channel.

Disney Channel is killing your little sibling from the inside out, but it's too late to save her... she's already been captivated by the glamour....she will soon become a Disney Bitch

by JBurton31 April 20, 2010

chug line

The angle that, if passed, will result in a rough pour into a glass from the carton. The chug line determines wether you will get a smooth pour or a rough pour into your glass.

If you are above the chug line or angle, the liquid escaping the container and the air entering the container will both be able to move through the mouth of the container at the same time. If you are holding a container below the chug line (lower angle) the ammount of liquid escaping exceeds the ammount of air entering, creating a vacume. Once this happens, air will rush into the container, pushing back the liquid. The process then repeats rapidly, creating an uneven pour or "chug".

If you want the best pour, stay just below the chug line.

by JBurton31 April 27, 2010

Jeff Burton

An active driver in the NASCAR Cup Series, Jeff Burton currently drives the #31 Caterpillar Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing with 21 career wins with over 500 starts.

In the National Series, he commands 27 wins with over 300 starts (including a debated start in '96), although he does not currently race in that series.

He drove a brief 4-race stint in the #99 Exide Ford for Jack Roush in 1996 with 1 Top 5 coming at Nazareth Speedway, PA. He also no longer races in this series.

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Past #'s
Cup: 0, 8, 30, 31, 99
National: 8, 9, 12, 21, 29, 69
Truck: 99

Jeff Burton is the shit! :) Go JB.

by JBurton31 April 12, 2010