Definitions by jbcoops

McSmoking 

Smoking in the drive through lane at McDonalds in direct violation of the "no smoking within 10 feet" law.

I ordered a McDouble (no ketchup or mustard, add Big Mac sauce and lettuce) and celebrated my McVictory (in getting a Big Mac sans middle bun for 1/3 the price) by McSmoking while waiting for my order. BTW... the girl working there was McSmoking hot!

McSmoking by jbcoops May 3, 2011

Palinophobia 

The fear that Sarah Palin will become president in 2012. This fear started in the last election, and is suffered mostly by liberal Americans. However a number of conservatives also share this fear, insofar as they are deeply concerned that this is the best that the Republican party can do.

Jess curled into a fetal position while reading Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage"... hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of Palinophobia.

Palinophobia by jbcoops February 25, 2010