jay gee's definitions

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

ree

when your mom tells you to do somethin, just say "ree!". it means all kinds of things. how i use it is to basically say "get the f*** away from me". so when my mom busts in my room and says "i need you to do blah blah blah" i say, ree!

Ree!

by jay gee July 9, 2018

Spanky

Nickname for someone who jerks off all the time. See spanking the monkey.

Hey there SPANKY, keep wackin' your willy buddy!!

by jay gee August 9, 2023

AWDSMFAFOOTHIMAAAFOOTAFOOTWHSCUCEME

Joe Biden's way of describing America as a nation.

JOE BIDEN: America is a nation that can be described in a single word..... AWDSMFAFOOTHIMAAAFOOTAFOOTWHSCUCEME.

Sensible Guy: Lord help us!!!

by jay gee June 8, 2023

Will Smithed

The act of getting punched in the face on national television

Man, Chris Rock just got Will Smithed on the Oscars last night!!

by jay gee March 28, 2022

Johnny mustang

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.

Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.

by jay gee November 27, 2020

clown car

Any type of Mini cooper...

BRUH, look at this tall ass motherfuker getting out of that clown car!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by jay gee September 20, 2023