jay gee's definitions

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.

Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!

by jay gee December 1, 2022

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.

'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.

by jay gee May 21, 2024

Deadbeatery

Anything to describe the actions of a deadbeat, namely a deadbeat father.

'Oh wow, John's deadbeatery has gotten even worse, he doesn't ever spend any time with his kids, and now he has not only cut off their child support, but now refuses to have any contact with them! What a deadbeat!'

by jay gee May 21, 2024

FUC

Acronym for "Fuck You China".

We got this stupid coronavirus thanks to china!!! Fuck you china!!! FUCK YOU!!!

by jay gee November 27, 2020

little shit!

Disrespectful kids who aint doing what they supposed to do

Adult: Johnny, get over here RIGHT NOW!
Johnny: NO!!
Adult: Don't talk to me like that, you little shit!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

ree

when your mom tells you to do somethin, just say "ree!". it means all kinds of things. how i use it is to basically say "get the f*** away from me". so when my mom busts in my room and says "i need you to do blah blah blah" i say, ree!

Ree!

by jay gee July 9, 2018

Spanky

Nickname for someone who jerks off all the time. See spanking the monkey.

Hey there SPANKY, keep wackin' your willy buddy!!

by jay gee August 9, 2023