jay gee's definitions

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

Deadbeatery

Anything to describe the actions of a deadbeat, namely a deadbeat father.

'Oh wow, John's deadbeatery has gotten even worse, he doesn't ever spend any time with his kids, and now he has not only cut off their child support, but now refuses to have any contact with them! What a deadbeat!'

by jay gee May 21, 2024

FUC

Acronym for "Fuck You China".

We got this stupid coronavirus thanks to china!!! Fuck you china!!! FUCK YOU!!!

by jay gee November 27, 2020

Will Smithed

The act of getting punched in the face on national television

Man, Chris Rock just got Will Smithed on the Oscars last night!!

by jay gee March 28, 2022

clown car

Any type of Mini cooper...

BRUH, look at this tall ass motherfuker getting out of that clown car!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by jay gee September 20, 2023

little shit!

Disrespectful kids who aint doing what they supposed to do

Adult: Johnny, get over here RIGHT NOW!
Johnny: NO!!
Adult: Don't talk to me like that, you little shit!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

Spanky

Nickname for someone who jerks off all the time. See spanking the monkey.

Hey there SPANKY, keep wackin' your willy buddy!!

by jay gee August 9, 2023