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cock blocker

to deny intimate interaction between a dude and chick with sexual intentions.
holy crap. dylan's mom is a cock blocker!
by jay c June 24, 2004
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psp

Sony's attempt at the handheld market, previously dominated by Nintendo's many different cloned variations of the Gameboy and its new gimicky gameboy with a touchscreen known as the Nintendo DS.

There is a fanboyism surrounding Nintendo's effect on the handheld market that has many people discriminating against the PSP. To be frank, the DS and the PSP CAN co-exist in peace as long as the masses understand this:
DS Users are like Pimps.
PSP Users are like badasses.

Where the DS is a handheld being held down by it's predominantly childish manufacturers, the PSP is a handheld for adult gamers. We're growing up, and unless Mario starts hitting stuff with a blunt object, we're moving on.
The PSP is better than it looks.
by Jay C March 24, 2005
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SK

Abbreviation for Spawn kill. This term is used in online games, meaning "to kill a player just as they respawn, or reappear after dying previously. This act is seen as dishonerable and cheap, and attributed to lamers. The term sk is used most often in avp.
You idiot, that was an sk!
by Jay C October 2, 2003
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video games

a true test of skill, unless you have it on fuckin easy you nerd!
Nerd: Hey, I just beat Legend of Zelda
Gamer: Who hasnt, motha fucka!
by Jay C October 4, 2003
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Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Run for your lives!
by Jay C October 2, 2003
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Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.
by Jay c August 29, 2014
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plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.
"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"
by Jay C January 23, 2004
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