jason's definitions

cable

better than 56k faster for downloading porn!!!

Little kids under 18 with no life wanking their dick to porn. AKA Rebirth

by Jason July 28, 2004

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

braille

Braille as most know is the writting system for blind people. It is made up of small bumps.

Braille also describes the nipples when they are errect, under a shirt. Cause it's cold, or the girl is horny. Usualy used to aleret a buddy to someone near.

"Yo, that chick has mad braille."

by Jason August 3, 2004

power chords

a major chord contains the 1, 3rd, and 5th notes in the major scales. a power chord omits the 3rd, and inludes only the fifth. powerchords often include the 8th, which is really just the 1st, an octave higher.

G5 Powerchord

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|-
a|5
e|3

G5 with the octave

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|5
a|5
e|3

by jason August 4, 2004

burto

The word 'turbo' jumbled

I think that thing is burto

by Jason August 4, 2004

metroneck

a redneck who tries to act like a metrosexual

Look at Billy Bob's clothes. What a metroneck!

by Jason August 9, 2004

BFNR

Short for boner for no reason.

Man I was watching wrestling when I got hit with a BFNR!

by Jason August 22, 2004