jason's definitions

CGHMN

CGHMN stands for "CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet"
CGHMN is a sub-forum from www.genmay.com (www.genmay.net) which is based specifically for computers. General Mayhem seems to be strict as to were certain information is posted.

For instance, posting a computer question in the wrong forum gets you something like that.

"1st Post-You- Hey, how do I shutdown my computer?"

"2nd Post-Anyone Else- Bro WTF wrong forum ASSHAT"

(Thread is then closed)

by Jason May 23, 2004

porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003

punk ass bizitch

what it says.

you ain't nuttin but a punk ass bizitch

by jason May 30, 2003

snollygoster

A "carpetbagger." Somebody who will go to any lengths to achieve public office, regardless of party afiliation or platform.

That snollygoster just might become our State Senator if he lies and cheats enough!

by Jason June 25, 2003

Pwnface

(verb) - To destroy, deride, defame, or degrade.

"If that guy looks at me again, I'm gonna pwnface his dental work."

by Jason March 24, 2005

virus

something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

by Jason February 2, 2005

opus

The act of inserting one's mule into the a person's kidney dialysis porthole with the intention of ejaculating into that orifice. Difficulty level: 10.

What's up son? I just bust my nut in dat bitch's opus, yo.

by Jason February 13, 2005