Definitions by jar jar stinks

bad hair

see Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton Has Bad Hair

bad hair by Jar Jar Stinks May 27, 2006

bad hair day 

When despite your'e best efforts you still look like a Cunt
or just a shite hair-do ,see Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton is a Permanent Bad Hair Day

bad hair day by Jar Jar Stinks May 27, 2006

UB 40 

Mixed race Reggae band from Birmingham England.
had a shed load of hits especially in the UK.
Fontman Ali Campbell

got their name because they were all unemployed and signing on ub 40 forms, Before hitting the big time

UB 40 by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006

the best band in the world 

Listen up Bitches
There can be only ONE Band mentioned here whilst keeping a straight face!
THE BEATLES
You know its True!

Guy 1 The Best Band in the World are The Beatles
Guy 2 No Dude ,They Suck, Its Metallica
Guy 3 No Way Its either Nirvana or offspring
Guy 1 (Bitch Slaps the other two]for being complete Butt-Munchers

the best band in the world by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006

Electric Light Orchestra 

second best band after pink floyd in the seventies

Electric Light Orchestra is why pc's have copy and paste features or just use the acronym

Electric Light Orchestra by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006

Irish-American

What everybody in America becomes once a year on March 17th.

Yea, it's St Patrick's Day! Kiss me, I'm Irish (today).

Irish-American by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006

sgian dukh 

totally wrong spelling for sgian dubhmeaning black knife used by scottish highlanders

sgian dukh wtf
oh you mean sgian dubh

sgian dukh by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006