janis's definitions

racked

To have large breasts.

Man, that fat computer geek sure is racked!

by Janis September 26, 2004

your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

by Janis July 9, 2004

download

A term used by computer illiterate people to describe every action they do on the computer.
They think they sound like they know what they are doing and are computer-smart, but in reality, they're complete morons.

I downloaded the report to my boss.

Do you know how to download these mp3's on my desktop to a CD so I can play them on my walkman?

by Janis December 10, 2004

visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

by Janis September 5, 2005

poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

by Janis May 17, 2005

ugly

1. One who has unattractive physical attributes.

2. An unpleasant event or scene.

1. That girl with the large nose and acne is ugly.

2. That was one ugly scene when that guy got shot in the head.

by Janis December 13, 2004

shooting star

When someone is done smoking a cigarette, they toss the still lit butt at you, thus the "shooting star" effect. The usual aim for this is to either burn a hole in your clothes or have it go down your shirt without you noticing. Usually, unless they're real bastards, they will shout "shooting star" to give you a warning about what they're about to do.

Johnathan gave me a shooting star yesterday, effectively burning a hole in my new trench coat. He's fucking going down.

by Janis March 27, 2005