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Definitions by james lowe

Computer 

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds
Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince
Computer by James Lowe November 1, 2004
A very rare, but bad-ass muscle car also know as the "goat"
Pontiac's most genius creation, too bad the new desicrates its name
GTO by James Lowe October 24, 2004
The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)
Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma
Dodge by James Lowe October 24, 2004

infinite 

Said to last forever or for an extremely long time, usually consisting of numbers or trhe universe's size
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is infinite..i think
infinite by James Lowe October 20, 2004
haha! No matter how you die your arms always flail and you flip when you hit the ground
Halo by James Lowe October 20, 2004

dick splash 

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.
Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth
dick splash by James Lowe October 17, 2004
One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
flaccid by James Lowe October 17, 2004