james lowe's definitions

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

rake yohn

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

Divine

Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.

to er is human, to forgive is divine

by James Lowe September 13, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004