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GTO

A very rare, but bad-ass muscle car also know as the "goat"
Pontiac's most genius creation, too bad the new desicrates its name
by James Lowe October 24, 2004
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Xbox Live

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.
by James Lowe February 2, 2005
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Road Rage

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time
Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!
by James Lowe June 18, 2004
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Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)
Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma
by James Lowe October 24, 2004
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George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!
They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!
by James Lowe May 7, 2004
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Japanese cars

The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"

What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.

It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.

It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"

I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.

Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.

Japanese cars are wannabees
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
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flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
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