james lowe's definitions

yo mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

by James Lowe July 5, 2004

Xbox Live

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.

(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together

by James Lowe February 2, 2005

smashing

An english phrase used to describe something "excellent" or "awesome"

Englishman: That is smashing!
Woman: haha! cute word! what does it mean?
Englishman: Smashing...
Woman: I still dont get it...
Englishman: It means...smashing

by James Lowe January 5, 2008

GTO

A very rare, but bad-ass muscle car also know as the "goat"

Pontiac's most genius creation, too bad the new desicrates its name

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

Road Rage

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time

Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004