james lowe's definitions

Lesbian

A woman who like other women...like, more than a friend :p

"All words are much more fancier when you put "le" in front of them, like lesbian... the classiest women of them all"

- Captain Hero

by James Lowe February 11, 2008

prostitute

A female that sells her vagina (and/or ass) so she can get paid and give you STD's like Syphilis, AID's, Herpes etc.

If ur gonna fuck a prostitute at LEAST wrap your tool before banging the bitch.

by James Lowe August 8, 2004

Disturbed

Better than any band I have ever listened to...EVERY ONE OF THEM!!

Every single song they made is an instant 10/10!

Liberate, Voices, The Game, etc... ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD!

by James Lowe November 4, 2004

explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM!! I.....need more T.P.

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.

WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004