84 definitions by james lowe

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by james lowe November 21, 2007

rake yohn

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

by james lowe October 18, 2004

scream and cream

A pornographic website that shows horrible images and has stupid stories about women getting raped

hey man..have you ever seen

www.screamandcream.com ?

by james lowe June 5, 2004

klingon

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

by james lowe December 18, 2004

Divine

Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.

to er is human, to forgive is divine

by james lowe September 13, 2004

Redneck

Also see George Bush

Duuuh, guess i better get home now so i can go smack my wife in the eye, yes sir!

by james lowe June 27, 2005

porn

When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation

by james lowe November 17, 2004