dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.

WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!

by James Lowe September 22, 2004

speed

Speed also goes by the name "White Lightning" and makes you more aware and focused.

Can cause depression.. do you know what depression does to us men? guess... it can cause ED and also causes premature and retrograde ejaculation... thats only the depression.. back to the drug.

Speed also causes heart rate and blood pressure to rise, making you more active and shit like that.

Dealer: want some White Lightning man?

Buyer: Sure, I could use some ED and premature ejaculation!

Dealer: Thats a no, right?

by James Lowe February 21, 2005

Lil' Jon

The King of Crunkiness..The onlt rap artist that has rap that I'll actually listen to..This bitch is cool!

To the Windows!! TO THE WALLS!! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS!!

by James Lowe May 08, 2004

tuner

A slang term for a 4-banger piece of shit japanese car that has been made into a street racer.

Tuners, even tuned, are hunk of scrap metal

My Camaro beat the fuck out of that tuner on the drag strip.

by James Lowe July 10, 2005

shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 19, 2004

scream and cream

A pornographic website that shows horrible images and has stupid stories about women getting raped

hey man..have you ever seen

www.screamandcream.com ?

by James Lowe June 05, 2004

Bill Cosby

everyone's uncle... wether your a white person or black.. consider him your uncle.

Fan: Uncle Bill!

Bill COsby: Do I know you?

by James Lowe February 17, 2005