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A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
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Man: Hes black...Bald--
Sam: Does he look like a bitch?
Man: What?!
Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!
Man: NO!
Man: Hes black...Bald--
Sam: Does he look like a bitch?
Man: What?!
Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!
Man: NO!
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
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Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?
Man: What happened?
Me: That bitch got air tasered.
Man: What happened?
Me: That bitch got air tasered.
by James Lowe December 23, 2004
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by James Lowe February 2, 2005
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Get the Joke mug.The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
Get the Japanese cars mug.When you attend a funeral of a loved one, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be there accept on behalf of a friend or your going as support.
I have a funeral but it's for my friends mom, I did not know her. However it's a greve and leave. I will be back by noon for the game.
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
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