james lowe's definitions

Orgasmo

A bad-ass comedy starring Trey Parker and Matt Stone...Trey Parker plays a mormon who gets a job as a porn star and meets Lightning Dave (Matt Stone) who is a fucked-up man who has the hots for Trey Parker

women: ORGASMO!!
Chodaboy: AND CHODABOY!
Jizzmasterzero: YOU WONT DEFEAT ME ORGASMO!

by James Lowe July 17, 2004

american muscle

THE definition of what cars were and always will be in that era...and what cars should be today.

All hail the 1969 Dodge Charger R/T

Dude, did you see that '69 Charger R/T with that big-ass 426 Hemi? That shit puts out 425 horsepower

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Computer

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds

Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince

by James Lowe November 1, 2004

NoSeX

1) Exactly what you will get if you own an NSX.. No SeX

2) A cheap, ripoff of a Ferrari that says "Poor man with rich tastes"

My NSX got smoked by that Camaro.. I aint getting NoSeX

by James Lowe January 28, 2008

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

Dragula

Rob Zombie's car and a kick ass tune

dig through the ditches and burn with the witches I slam in the back of DRAGULAAA!!!

by James Lowe July 11, 2004

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005