james lowe's definitions

klingon

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!

Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

Halo

Can you say No ragdoll effects

haha! No matter how you die your arms always flail and you flip when you hit the ground

by James Lowe October 20, 2004

cholito

Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to James Lowe aka "never had a girlfriend" aka "Lonely Racist"...

tha onli time i will ever use my "big dick" is to masturbate

by James Lowe April 7, 2005

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008

Bill Cosby

everyone's uncle... wether your a white person or black.. consider him your uncle.

Fan: Uncle Bill!

Bill COsby: Do I know you?

by James Lowe February 16, 2005

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008