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NSX

A cheap ripoff of a Ferrari

see NoSeX
ricer: Yo man! my NSX gots an APEXi exhaust and NAWWWZZZZ man! I will beat ur Camaro!!

Camaro guy: haha! I will put my pink slip on you losing!

(ricer races Camaro and loses horribly)

Camaro guy: cool! Now I got another car I can put on eBay and sell! It belongs in the junkyard but I guess I could make a couple bucks off the NoSeX
by James Lowe January 28, 2008
mugGet the NSXmug.

DEA

They will bust your ass if they find you packing some bud, man.

You might as well destroy the dope since they also got K9's sniffing for it.
Hey man, whats up with all these Nar cars outside?
by James Lowe October 16, 2004
mugGet the DEAmug.

spongebob squarepants

A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)
Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick
by James Lowe September 4, 2004
mugGet the spongebob squarepantsmug.

Disturbed

Better than any band I have ever listened to...EVERY ONE OF THEM!!

Every single song they made is an instant 10/10!
Liberate, Voices, The Game, etc... ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD!
by James Lowe November 4, 2004
mugGet the Disturbedmug.

prostitute

A female that sells her vagina (and/or ass) so she can get paid and give you STD's like Syphilis, AID's, Herpes etc.
If ur gonna fuck a prostitute at LEAST wrap your tool before banging the bitch.
by James Lowe August 8, 2004
mugGet the prostitutemug.

Lesbian

"All words are much more fancier when you put "le" in front of them, like lesbian... the classiest women of them all"

- Captain Hero
by James Lowe February 11, 2008
mugGet the Lesbianmug.

Japanese cars

The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"

What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.

It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.

It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"

I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.

Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.

Japanese cars are wannabees
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
mugGet the Japanese carsmug.

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