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air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.
Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.
by James Lowe December 23, 2004
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Gill Bates

The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.
by James Lowe December 7, 2004
mugGet the Gill Batesmug.

Japanese cars

The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"

What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.

It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.

It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"

I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.

Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.

Japanese cars are wannabees
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
mugGet the Japanese carsmug.

ownage

Cliffy B's website and invented word (for all you suckers who dont know who Cliffy B is..he is the creator of the Unreal games)
OWNAGE! Cliffy B would be proud
by James Lowe August 8, 2004
mugGet the ownagemug.

Planetside

A great Online FPS that features thousands of people at one time..however, unless you got a beefy computer (1 GB RAM and 128 MB graphics card) for a game that has PS2 graphics it will be VERY LAGGY! In that sense..the game is oxymoron when it comes to its requirements and you need better hardware than it recommends.
I got 512MB RAM and 64MB graphics card...its the recommended requirements BUT I LAG LIKE SHIT!!
by James Lowe June 20, 2004
mugGet the Planetsidemug.

skyline

A japanese car that is PURE SHIT stock, even souped up its still not as good as the ever-powerful American Muscle
Skyline vs. American Muscle... the muscle would totally win
by James Lowe September 20, 2004
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mustang

will get owned by a Camaro, and for any of you ppl who think they "know the muscle era" youd know the Pontiac GTO is the first muscle car to unleashed out on the markey.

Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!
Id put my money on an AMC Gremlin than a Fucker Only Runs Downhill (ford) Mustang.
by James Lowe July 27, 2005
mugGet the mustangmug.

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