Definitions by james lowe

Planetside 

A great Online FPS that features thousands of people at one time..however, unless you got a beefy computer (1 GB RAM and 128 MB graphics card) for a game that has PS2 graphics it will be VERY LAGGY! In that sense..the game is oxymoron when it comes to its requirements and you need better hardware than it recommends.

I got 512MB RAM and 64MB graphics card...its the recommended requirements BUT I LAG LIKE SHIT!!

Planetside by James Lowe June 20, 2004

Halo 

A good fucking...im still waiting for Halo 2...but as I always say..Brute Force is better than Halo because you get to play as a lizard-person and its story and graphics are richer/better than Halo's....I still like Halo tho.

DUDE!! THAT Halo game is dope!

Halo by James Lowe June 20, 2004

q-tip 

A poodle with "Balls" of hair at the end of their legs near their feet...making the dogs legs look like Q-tips.

That dog is a damn Q-tip!

q-tip by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Road Rage 

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time

Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!

Road Rage by James Lowe June 18, 2004

shower massager 

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

shower massager by James Lowe June 18, 2004

explosive flatulence 

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

explosive flatulence by James Lowe June 4, 2004

explosive diarrhea 

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM!! I.....need more T.P.

explosive diarrhea by James Lowe June 4, 2004