jamEs's definitions

The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

by James January 29, 2004

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 6, 2004

slug

to punch in the face

im goina slug u soooo hard!

by james August 7, 2004

Minnesota

Our governor used to be able to beat up your governor. bitch.

"Im jesse ventura, i kick ass"

by james December 31, 2003

ATX

Advanced Technology Extended

is btx going to take over atx?

by James January 4, 2005

Everyone is Different

Common phrase used by Very attractive women to tell 'loser guys' she is not at all interested in his Star Wars collector cups...nor is she interested in his sexual turn on's and fantacies.

LOSER MAN: "Yeah, i'm totally into the Princess Leia 'fantacy'...you know, the gold bikini? *wink*"

HOT SEX KITTEN: "Well, everyone is different..oh look! *points*

LOSER MAN:*looks* "Is it Leia?"

HOT SEX KITTEN: *runs away*

by James March 6, 2004

BG Horse

Big Gay Hooker Ogre Raping Stinking Eater

Look at BG Horse, hes a fag!

by James October 29, 2004