jamEs's definitions

fedex

One lame ass company with a bunch of ghey loosers with purple uniforms that like to steal packages.

Hey Bob?? Remember my bomb plan to blow up that job place of mine??? I got the perfect plan, lets call Fedex.

by James January 29, 2005

kirste harrison

James first girlfriend... he seems to find her very attractive, sweet, cute, and all he wants.

She did not want james after a week and she has had problems in the past... but shes the utmost greatest person and everyone should be jealous of her spelling powers.

Kirste you are beautiful

*kirste* shut up james

by James February 9, 2005

cunted

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.

(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"

by james November 15, 2003

Phenolphthalein

Don't forget that Phenolphthalein is also used as a laxative. If ingested, even in the concentrations generally found in a high-school or college-level chemistry class, it can actually cause great damage to the gastrointestinal systems of humans and other animals (dogs, etc.) Many think this is funny, but it is actually quite dagnerous.

Class was mysteriously and rapidly cancelled halfway through the lecture after John put a few drops of the phenolphthalein indicator solution in Professor Smith's coffee cup. If WE are not allowed to drink in the chem lab, why should HE?!

by James December 3, 2004

FUA

acronym - internet-speak for "Fuck you all"

> FUA, you're all bastards!

by James September 8, 2003

Charlem

Name given to Chinatown.....

Hsui and I ate at this small cheap dirty restaurant in Charlem

by James April 17, 2003

floro

slang meaning "floor"

He's gonna get pwned all over the floro.

by James January 27, 2004