Cottaging

the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure

"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"

"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"

by James November 11, 2003

Asmo

Asmo by its very definition means cool and sexy and utterly awesome.

"man your cool shit! Your like ASMO!!!"

by james March 23, 2004

wwcd

WWCD stands for "What Would Conan Do" as in Conan O'Brien. It was modeled after the famous WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) products.

Dude1: I saw a nun drop her purse. What should I do?
Voice: What would Conan Do?
Dude1: (bends down to pick up the purse and looks up the nun's dress)

by James March 01, 2005

sopo

Slang for bad

'Yo bruv, your so sopo'

by James April 03, 2004

sqiffy

To be drunk

Man im so squiffy

by James October 23, 2003

ettalong

a place where roadblocks of burning tires and wrecked cars is commonplace, the average citizen brandishing an AK-47 or some type of black market antitank launcher, typically an RPG.

see somalia.

"SKINNIES WITH RPGS!"

"we're pinned down!"

"fuck, ettalong is liek somalia... watch for the skinnies with RPG's"

"we're not gonna make it out, are we?"

by James January 20, 2004

Donwallygump

A redneck word for stomping a mudhole in somebody's ass. Possibly his sisters.

I just donwallygumped his ass!

by James April 27, 2003