jake's definitions

4 banger

an internal combustion engine with four cylinders, whether gas(oline) or diesel

My newest 7.5 kWatt generator is a 4 banger that's aircooled.

by Jake April 1, 2004

sleeper

a person who is an outwardly common looking item, but possesses something special or unique inside

Cyndi turned out to be a sleeper, I thought she was just a bar fly but she has an M.A.Sc. in Electrical Engineering and owns half a restaurant with her youngest uncle.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Duece

throwin a mad ass curve ball in baseball

yo robert just threw a nastya ass duece andstruck him out

by Jake June 17, 2003

idiopanic

an amazing band that one day, will own the heavy metal music industry

A: Dude! Did you hear idiopanic haul fuckin ass at that show?
B: Hellz yeah! They made all the other bands look like corn sharks!

by jAkE April 12, 2005

prom

To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...

I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.

by Jake February 3, 2004

pussy thumper

its when a male rams his nose in a chicks ass and tongues her pussy

<erin> so how did u break it off
<chris> well i told her im a pussy thumper, and i did it, do bad she didnt like as much as i did

by jake December 3, 2004

safe

(noun) a condom

I slipped on a safe before I entered her.Decided to keep my sperm to myself.

by Jake January 19, 2004