Doogie

A little weasel who likes to use computers and jack off to old russian dogs and animated porn. He smells like a butt.

Man, that Doogie is sick mother fucker

by Jake November 30, 2004

sandgina

when a girl goes to the beach and gets a bunch of sand stuck in her vagina.

Olivia was playing in the ocean when a wave knocked her over and she got a load of sand up her pussy.

by jake May 13, 2005

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004

vitamin e

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag

"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"

by Jake January 10, 2005

2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004

Khon

Asshole that likes to shoot stuff.

Kevin went khon on your ass yesterday.

by Jake August 08, 2006

ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

by Jake February 16, 2005