USSR

Ultra Super Silent Reading

Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?

by Jake April 21, 2005

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 06, 2004

blackie

a pretty-typical name given to a black cat

We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!

by Jake February 20, 2004

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 17, 2005

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

by jake November 12, 2003

D Lover

Someone who likes the dick.

You are such a D lover!

by Jake November 30, 2003

suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

by Jake March 11, 2003