unit

male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina

When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.

by Jake January 20, 2004

PMS

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period

they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken

by Jake March 04, 2004

shotgun

when the guy ejaculates twice into the vagina without withdrawing.....typically in excess of 20 minutes of fucking

she:"Oh, I'm so sore today. He shotgunned me again this weekend. I'm RAW!!!"

by Jake March 15, 2004

Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 09, 2003

unravel

to cause to come apart by or as if by separating the threads of

I like to unravel window curtains!

by Jake November 29, 2004

Ye Ole Box

An aged pink taco that is crusty and wreaks like my asshole after a major crap.

I can't stand the smell of your grandma's Ye Ole Box.

by Jake September 28, 2003

akaz

allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian

Shes akaz!

by jake January 06, 2004