jaime's definitions

Drama Queen

Someone who turns something unimportant into a major deal. Someone who blows things way out of proportion when ever the chance is given.

"Oh my god! You copied that without giving the other person credit! That is just mean. You're horrible, don't talk to me. Im gonna go tell everyone what a cruel person you are just so they will pay attention to me and think im cool."

by Jaime December 16, 2004

HOME WRECKER.

noun;a very large crank, an unusually large penis or member found on a male

"Why Mr. Moore I can't take all of that. My gosh it's a Homewrecker!"

by Jaime May 13, 2005

tween

area between the scrotum and anus. See grundle, nifkin, taint, durf, etc.

Hey Colin, lick my tween!

by jaime September 17, 2004

STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.

"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."

by Jaime December 17, 2004

cassowary

The most dangerous bird on earth. Has large dinosaur-like feet and a large plate growing out of the top of it's head. Blue neck and black bodied.

A cassowary can jump 5 feet straight up!

by Jaime September 17, 2003

wtswmwa

acronym for "when the sun warms my window again." Fancy way to tell some one "goodnight" without actually typing "goodnight" or that long assed sentance. Used on aim. See also wthe

Me: time for bed
Me: wtswmwa
John: k
John: wthe

by Jaime April 19, 2004