stigwashed

Dude, if you shit in my boots one more time I'm gonna stigwash your sorry ass.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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shit shed

Dude, he's in the shit shed. Let's knock it over!
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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shitto

How you feel after a night of blowing too much money at the gay bar.
Dude, I'm feel shitto after blowing all my money at the gay bar last night.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.
Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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fuckoed

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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murder van

Any full-size van, usually from the early- to mid-eighties, that has no windows.
Dude, Deejo used to drive a murder van, but I think he's harmless.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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west nile virus

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.
Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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