by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Take a left turn at the third dickheap on your right, and you will be smack dab in the mittle of a gay orgy.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.
Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

v., To fuck oneself six ways from Sunday.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.
Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!
Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.
Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
