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nafta

A wonderful fuckadillo that is destroying our country and spreading disease because we are too sissy to stand up for ourselves and fear to be called racist when the issue actually has nothing to do with race, but racist fuckos say it does.

See also dirty mexican produce, aztlan, mecha, and gringo.
Dude, I'm so glad that we let undocumented drivers bring trucks dripping with human fecal matter across the border and run over school children while delivering produce that will give you hepatitis so big restaurants can save a dime or two.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the naftamug.

stog

Similar to mung. Has nothing to do with cigarettes, that is Stoge, short for stogie, a cigar.

See stog fly.
Dude, whats wrong with this world is everyone is illiterate. They think stog has something to do with tobacco.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
mugGet the stogmug.

mumia abu-jamal

A cop killer who garners sympathy soley because of his skin color.
Dude, if only I was black like Mumia, I would have national interest my murder case, but unfortunately I'm white and I just sit here rotting on death row without self-hating fools trying to get me out of jail.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the mumia abu-jamalmug.

brown and proud

A slogan used by racist mexicans to describe their "superior race". See "La Raza".
Dude, If I was mexican, I could say "brown and proud" and be championed as a cultural activist, but instead I'm white and get my ass kicked when I say "white pride".
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the brown and proudmug.

long ass

An increment of time, lengthy in nature.
After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
mugGet the long assmug.

gauge

A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.
If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004
mugGet the gaugemug.

fague

Dude, I must say you are quite the fague on this momentous occasion.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the faguemug.

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