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Lansing, Illinois

An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.
Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?

Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.

Munster Kid: How ghetto.
by Jag140 September 5, 2011
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Jersey Shore

Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.
Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"

Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
by Jag140 August 6, 2011
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Firearm

Firearms are used for several reasons
-Cheating in a knife fight
-Commiting Crimes
-Hunting
-Destroying small objects out of boredom
-Target Practice
These tools first came around in China with the work of gunpowder. Europe began using firearms in the late 1300s. In the 1500s, the arquebus arrived and anyone could be recruited into the army in a short time, thus knights or any other honorary soldier that had spent a years to a lifetime training weren't needed as little skill was involved in operating a gun. In modern times, many countries have banned them, but they remain common in criminal hands. Although most firearm owners are honest non-criminals, any idiotic scum can get their hands on a firearm, giving it a bad reputation, and giving politicians thought about banning specific guns. There is much controversy in this issue, afterall some people just like going duck hunting with 155mm howitzers, and small concealable silenced automatic weapons designed for murder are perfectly safe after all.
"Firearms are great"-Chuck Norris
by Jag140 July 10, 2011
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Working Class

The working class are people that have to work jobs that are either monotonous and demeaning or dangerouns and dirty. Many of them work with little payment or high job insecurity in assembly lines and on highways, but some make more money than their upper-middle class white collar bretheren. I've met some people that are blue collar, yet live in a large house next to doctors and businessmen in a subdivision, retired at 50, and drive new cars. Many of them have a similar standard of living to the middle class and after years of work (depending on career), get above-median incomes, meaning that with two income-earners could have six-figure incomes. Unfortunately, that is only a small percentage. A lot of them loose their jobs, homes, and end up in poverty.
The working class are the muscle of america.
by Jag140 October 16, 2011
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