Buccal

A route of administration for a drug, examples, Actiq (fentanyl transmucosal system) and Saphris (asenapine sublingual tablets)

Buccal administration works as follows:
1) substance is introduced to the cheek/gum region
2) the substance is absorbed by the membranes
3) the substance goes into the bloodstream
Actiq, by the way, is a lollipop looking thing that delivers fentanyl to your cheek and gum membranes slowly.
Also, they taste good (about 2 grams of sugar plus flavorings per pop)

Fentanyl is an opioid and asenapine is an atypical antipsychotic.

Sources (these are safe links):
www.actiq dotcom
www.saphris dotcom
en.wikipedia dotorg/wiki/Buccal_administration
"Buccal administration works very good for medications that asborb poorly when swallowed or ones that cause discomfort, such as melatonin."
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chew

"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom March 29, 2018
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ADHD

An overdiagnosed, yet very real disorder that can be used by soccer moms as an excuse for their lazy ass little child to not do work or for the soccer mom to steal their amphetamines (stimulant meds for the disorder) and snort them at three in the morning.

Categorizes a set of behaviors such as inattentiveness and disorganization, hyperactivity, and potential trouble with filters in speech or actions, which is also called impulsivity, memory, and such. May last for multiple years or be until end of life.
It also allows you to see what the world is besides the boring bullshit mundane fucking "world" of """normal""" people.

When you have ADHD while the instructor of your class or your boss is directing you and you already know or think you know what they're talking about, you instantly divert your attention to something infinitely more interesting or relative to you.
Shit monotonous teacher: "Alright kids, you learned this three grades ago, but (insert boring, pointless, meandering, monotonous and drab speech here)"

ADHD child in head, while staring out window.: "Shut up, old cow... Anyway, I can not fucking wait to jack off tonight and also watch that new movie while or after I jack it.. Maybe video games. How about dead chicken corpses for dinner? WOO! I'll tell mom after I get euthanized and shit. Totally cool."

Shit monotonous teacher: "Are you paying attention, Tim Slim Jim?"

ADHD child: "I would be if it weren't for the fact that your lesson is shitty and boring, as well as ultimately pointless and repetitive to me because I don't breathe through my mouth."

Kid gets sent to office and gets in trouble for something that comes naturally to him, especially if it's for inattentiveness or not doing work.
People speculate that ADHD isn't real because of soccermoms and druggies.
Hoo hah, the whole world done fucked up.
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