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a low, regulated-voltage DC power supply device whose terminals are bare; the purpose of use is to heat the coils of THC oil cartridges. 500 milliamperes (typical old USB port), 1 ampere (iPhone brick), and 2 amperes (iPad brick) are common current supplies. the higher the maximum current, the lower the time needed for a big hit and the higher the chance of overheat--at 2 amperes and 5 volts, one would be putting 10 watts of energy into the cart.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom November 12, 2021
Get the wire rig mug.An overdiagnosed, yet very real disorder that can be used by soccer moms as an excuse for their lazy ass little child to not do work or for the soccer mom to steal their amphetamines (stimulant meds for the disorder) and snort them at three in the morning.
Categorizes a set of behaviors such as inattentiveness and disorganization, hyperactivity, and potential trouble with filters in speech or actions, which is also called impulsivity, memory, and such. May last for multiple years or be until end of life.
It also allows you to see what the world is besides the boring bullshit mundane fucking "world" of """normal""" people.
When you have ADHD while the instructor of your class or your boss is directing you and you already know or think you know what they're talking about, you instantly divert your attention to something infinitely more interesting or relative to you.
Categorizes a set of behaviors such as inattentiveness and disorganization, hyperactivity, and potential trouble with filters in speech or actions, which is also called impulsivity, memory, and such. May last for multiple years or be until end of life.
It also allows you to see what the world is besides the boring bullshit mundane fucking "world" of """normal""" people.
When you have ADHD while the instructor of your class or your boss is directing you and you already know or think you know what they're talking about, you instantly divert your attention to something infinitely more interesting or relative to you.
Shit monotonous teacher: "Alright kids, you learned this three grades ago, but (insert boring, pointless, meandering, monotonous and drab speech here)"
ADHD child in head, while staring out window.: "Shut up, old cow... Anyway, I can not fucking wait to jack off tonight and also watch that new movie while or after I jack it.. Maybe video games. How about dead chicken corpses for dinner? WOO! I'll tell mom after I get euthanized and shit. Totally cool."
Shit monotonous teacher: "Are you paying attention, Tim Slim Jim?"
ADHD child: "I would be if it weren't for the fact that your lesson is shitty and boring, as well as ultimately pointless and repetitive to me because I don't breathe through my mouth."
Kid gets sent to office and gets in trouble for something that comes naturally to him, especially if it's for inattentiveness or not doing work.
People speculate that ADHD isn't real because of soccermoms and druggies.
Hoo hah, the whole world done fucked up.
ADHD child in head, while staring out window.: "Shut up, old cow... Anyway, I can not fucking wait to jack off tonight and also watch that new movie while or after I jack it.. Maybe video games. How about dead chicken corpses for dinner? WOO! I'll tell mom after I get euthanized and shit. Totally cool."
Shit monotonous teacher: "Are you paying attention, Tim Slim Jim?"
ADHD child: "I would be if it weren't for the fact that your lesson is shitty and boring, as well as ultimately pointless and repetitive to me because I don't breathe through my mouth."
Kid gets sent to office and gets in trouble for something that comes naturally to him, especially if it's for inattentiveness or not doing work.
People speculate that ADHD isn't real because of soccermoms and druggies.
Hoo hah, the whole world done fucked up.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 31, 2017
Get the ADHD mug.Someone in a first person shooter who is so fucking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your ass when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them.
1: Why am I so bad now?
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017
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