Chickenfisting is a sexual practice whereby people stick their hands up chickens' asses, then use the head and neck of the chicken to bang women.
Phred and Mo'quan usually liked to go chickenfisting when live chickens were available on Sundays at S-Mart; those boys are really good at it.
by Jacques Asse May 06, 2009
Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.
This is known as Heebing.
This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009
by Jacques Asse May 06, 2009
After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.
by Jacques Asse May 05, 2009
by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009