jacques asse's definitions

Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

queenis

A queenis is a very small, almost girlish penis, that occurs when some guys have hypoglandular secretions in their metabolism. You need hormones to have a real dick.

Despite years of trying, the best Phred could manage was a small, limp queenis.

by Jacques Asse May 1, 2009

Welsh rabbit

A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!

And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We were settling in for some buttplay when

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We got a Welsh rabbit.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

babybaker

A babybaker refers to a uterus or womb. It can also refer to a woman in general.

Yeah, that Becca chick.....she's a total babybaker.

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

codomite

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.

Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

Scoobs

Scoobs are scooby boobs, or saggy tits.

Marilyn had nasty old scoobs.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Japaquiddick

Japaquiddick is the slutty Japanese porn district in which Ted Kennedy ran over a homeless, lipless prostitute.

I hate Kennedy. Isn't he a killer?

No, dood, you're thinking of Japaquiddick. She was only Japanese. They come with auxiliaries. They all look the same anyway, and go everywhere in these huge flocks of like 300 people. You ever tried to piss in the Louvre?

by Jacques Asse January 14, 2010