134 definitions by jacques asse

Obamatox

Obamatox is like botox, except that it is the more deadly nerve toxin cousin to Botox that allows Barack Hussein Obama to keep a straight face as he lies daily to the American Middle Class.

Just how goddamn much obamatox does it TAKE for that jackhole to keep a straight face? Hope and CHANGE? Is he for REAL?????!?!?!? WHAT change?

by jacques asse November 23, 2009

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Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.

Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.

by jacques asse April 23, 2009

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the redass

The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.

Phred got the redass when he could tell Frodo Jones had where he should'nt have been.

by jacques asse April 7, 2009

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Claire

Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.

by jacques asse May 27, 2009

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A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.

Bodean was a complete thugger and dressed the part.

by jacques asse February 5, 2009

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