jacob's definitions

shwerve

the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator

my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po

by jacob February 21, 2005

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 17, 2004

dumple

a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.

Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot is the Jolly Dumple.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

Strongbad

an internet catoon character on homestarrunner.com he is the most influncial character on the internet today. He answers e-mails from fans weekly and makes fun of their bad grammer. He is also the creator of Trodgor, Teen Girl Squad, and Stinkoman. He has his very own The Cheat. and often beats up homestarrunner and, his brother, Strong Sad

Strongbad created Trogdor, the best dragon ever.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

e-40

the v-town base rapper that spits fire since dino urine

macaronic, inpecable, u feel me

by Jacob July 22, 2004

fogres

Ogres who are found in france

the fogres took over england.

by Jacob March 22, 2005