spunk

spunk is a white liquid that shoots out your helmet on the dick its a bollocks of a fucking word one of my favourites too

are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

by Jackroll July 05, 2006

cunnilumpkin

the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin

fuck me i got a blumpkin then peformed cunnilumpkin what the fucks the difference

by Jackroll June 26, 2006

swallowing slut

a cocksucker who gives deep throats

she swallowed my dick that swallowing slut ehh

by Jackroll July 05, 2006

finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck

fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

screwnicorn

a funnie fucking act involving a dyke putting a starp-on on there forehead and scuttlin there scuttlin friend like a bull

hey man iam in to dykes fucking hell i would suck their cunt right off
yeah so
well i seen two carpet munchers fucking right and they did some-fucking-thing that is called the screwnicorn they did the screwnicorn well it made me fucking climax
lucky cunt i only seen the missionary position
get it up yeh
go and fuck yourself

by Jackroll April 02, 2006

fadunk

the act of slapping your dick around someones face or head

after the gobbie i fadunked her

by jackroll June 10, 2006