jackroll's definitions

spunk

spunk is a white liquid that shoots out your helmet on the dick its a bollocks of a fucking word one of my favourites too

are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

VD

1.vaginal desease

2.vaginal discharge

your momma got VD because i was mounting her nice

by Jackroll July 7, 2006

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

blowski

a blowski is a definition for gobble ya know dick-sucking

fucking hell yesturday i got my first bastard blowski
fuck's sake man how did it go
it was bollocks cause i got one from a cunting man
LMGO you fucking bozo twat you suck donkey dick
kiss my nadsack bitch you little fucking bummer you take it up the chuff
kiss my goolies in all foreskin licker
i was taking the piss
i don't give a fucking rat's arse i wasn't
jesus

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

masturbation

the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off

by Jackroll July 22, 2008

russell brand

the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'

russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.

by Jackroll September 23, 2006

cunnilumpkin

the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin

fuck me i got a blumpkin then peformed cunnilumpkin what the fucks the difference

by Jackroll June 26, 2006