jackass 's definitions

Kryptic

21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself

* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.

by Jackass October 14, 2004

deuce deuce

deuce deuce is short for twenty two, which can be used to describe anything that is 22, like 22 inch rims, but initially refered to a .22 caliber gun

Bith got taken by a deuce deuce.

by jackass March 23, 2003

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

Massachusetts

I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes

Jack: I’m from Massachusetts

Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!

Jack: How many championships do you have again?

by jackass May 1, 2019

Snowball

Giving oral to someone, and the person thinks you swallowed it, but you spit it in there mouth, pretending to kiss them.

*thought to self* Im gunna spit his cum back in his mouth for donkey punching me.

by Jackass June 2, 2003