jackass 's definitions

loglet

small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles.

My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet down the toilet?

by jackass July 15, 2003

aesic

Cock , Penis , Weiner

His aesic is huge .

by Jackass December 6, 2003

flipmode

a backstabber that can't get it up because he/she has no life outside of a computer.

He stays on the computer 24/7. He's such a flipmode. Poor bastard

by jackass April 20, 2004

mapple

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

by jackass April 17, 2004

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004

biznitch

directly translated as "bitch", which you can use for anything you would use "bitch" or "beatch" for.

Fo shizzle my biznitch.

by jackass March 23, 2003