fug

just like fuck but with a "G"
who the fug are you?
what the fug you want?
you better fug dat hoe before i fug you!
by Jack Mehoff November 03, 2004
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twerp

The process of licking and synthesizing a female's clitoris; eating out the pussy.
Whistle while you twerp.
by Jack MeHoff January 28, 2005
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Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.
I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.
by Jack Mehoff March 08, 2005
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nige

v. to act as a gurn would in any particular situation. the word nige adapts per situation and context, so can mean anything from stealing to playing basketball to being a smelly dumbass. Someone who niges can be called a Nigel or Niger.
You fucking niged that book off me the other day.

Look at you, just niging everyone.

You dumb fucking niger.

He niges like a pro.
by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2004
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wren

"Don't you be a Wren!"
by Jack MeHoff August 04, 2004
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Diseru

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.
by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004
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Farget

When, in a sexual encounter, one participant lowers him/herself down to the other's anus. Then, the one person farts into the other's open mouth. Also, the recipient must suck the gas in.
Logan begged me to give him a farget, however, Mike beat me to it and Logan sucked that shit in and loved it. He even busted a nut.
by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005
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