Definitions by jack batemaster

Leatherman 

A gay man who is extremely buff, has a flat top haircut, a handlebar mustache and loves to wear leather. They are especially fond of leather chaps.

I met that Leatherman over at The Cuff and he had a nice thick handlebar mustache.

Leatherman by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

Pork ribs 

A chemical found in Wormwood based drinks. The more pork ribs, the better the Balz(TM) tripping.

That HG was so high in pork ribs, I literally tripped Balz(TM).

Pork ribs by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

Abs 

Shortened slang term for "Absinthe", a hallucinogenic, Balz(TM) tripping alcoholic beverage.

Hey bartender, bring me another Abs!

Abs by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

Captain Balls 

An internet hero.

Help! Captain Balls come save the day!

Captain Balls by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

slake 

A pathetic gay man who makes things up to make friends and lure underage boys.

Watch out for the slake with a six-pack and a joing outside of your junior high, he has a bottle of rufies and a video camera.

slake by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

wicky wicky 

Also known as the "baby scratch." A DJ scratch that only involves moving the vinyl back and forth without using a fader or transformer. Usually the first scratch that is learned by a novice.

That DJ sucks, all he knows is the wicky wicky.

wicky wicky by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

transform 

A DJ scratch which starts with a closed fader and ends with a closed fader with "clicks" in between.

The old school DJ can transform the 'fresh' sample.

transform by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004