jack's definitions

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004

Xyth

Aka Xythey. Person who is exceptionally ass-kicking in NS, AA, Astrowars, and TS.

Omgzorz! It's Xyth! Run for your friggin lives!

by Jack March 16, 2004

chickenhead

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

by Jack July 14, 2003

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

by Jack December 9, 2004

FUJie

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!

FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-

by jack July 19, 2003

kripy

This is what people in flordia call Hydro or the really good marijuana ya know the chronic shit like that

Nah he don't smoke the krip, he doesn't want to go crazy....

by jack March 15, 2005

jigaboo canoe

A black person’s automobile, as used in southern parts of America usually by white people. Especially refers to the idea that one should not be able to tell the race of someone by looking at their car.

Whoa you see that guys car? It was such a fucking jigaboo canoe!

by Jack February 22, 2005