pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.

The champ knows how to take a propper shling.

by John December 03, 2003

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 08, 2004

expanchise

When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.

Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.

by John January 10, 2004

fefer

The funniest guy ever.

That guy is definitely THE FEFER!

by John April 25, 2003

They Might Be Giants

A band, the likes of which have never been seen, that continues to rock you through the night and sends you into a coma that lasts until sometime next week.

Ana Ng, Spider, Minimum Wage, NO!, etc.

by John October 03, 2003

five head

Refering to someones large forehead where you can fit all five fingers on it.

That midget has a five head

by John October 24, 2004