jOhn's definitions

pedro

1. Mindless small talk that occurs when one person asks a series of questions to another person who's only desire is to leave the conversation.

1. n. I caught a serious pedro at work last night when I was trying to leave.
2. v. Jennifer really pedroed me about why I don't come over more often.

by john October 1, 2004

Thugabee

A young, surburban, thug-wannabe. Often a white kid who dresses in Fubu, etc. Usually are in groups of at least 4.

1. The group of thugabees walked down the street in heavy jackets and bandanas, even though it was mid-summer.

by John April 28, 2004

kinfolk

family of yours

My kinfolk own that land.

by John October 18, 2003

keeeebab muncher

one who licks on a girls doo-dar

Kelechi is a right keeeebab muncher

by john May 14, 2003

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

by john March 4, 2004

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Faggort

A homosexual anus eating cock choking spooge slurper who gets intercourse only when his dad is feeling randy.

Connor and James are faggorts.

by John July 13, 2003