jOhn's definitions

battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.

Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.

by John February 13, 2008

white stripe

Teacher who screws other teacher's students.

Mrs. Hanson was banging Will Cumerly after school every day.

by John February 1, 2004

Corvette

The only car that's been on this earth for over 50 years, always V8, always fiber glass, always 2 seats, always 5.7L ( with 427, and sometimes 454 options, always fast, always beautiful, always reasonably priced, always the best!!

Teacher : If you could have any car, what would you have?

Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!

by John August 18, 2004

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

.300 win mag

The .300 winchester magnum can bust a hole in gangstas around the nation. Commonly used to hunt large game, this .30 caliber casing delivers ass kickin power, added with accuracy makes for a great pig killa.

"I'm gonna bust up some pigs from that roof up there with my .300 win mag byotch!"

by john May 13, 2005

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

rock

(verb): coming from the game "rock, paper, scissors," a way of determining who receives priority, who is right, etc; who "wins".

similar: nosegame

you: "who has to go get beer?"
me: "rock for it"

by john August 17, 2004