jOhn's definitions

glumpular

A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

by John May 13, 2005

red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 24, 2005

buttseksz

do it in t3h butt

i had t3h buttseksz with her!

by john March 18, 2003

helleish

the act of being beyound extremely gay

gavin pulled a hellish manovoer when he did 3 guys up the ass then yelled i dominate errbody

by john May 13, 2005

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006

cooning it

driving like a black man!

"wig he was cooning it just then!"

by john December 1, 2006

Gigger

a gay wigger

"Man, you are a difinite gigger."

by john October 6, 2003